I really don’t know what you’re supposed to say when your father tells you he has a 50% blockage in his heart so we laughed and I left.
How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry and use your diploma as tissue
|—||ancient proverb (via basedemily)|
|—||Lauren Oliver, Delirium (via travelurs)|
i hate when i say i’m happy or satisfied or something and a guy is like “well that’s all that really matters” motherfucker you’re telling me nothing else matters to you right now?! shuuuuut uuuup
/random selfish rant
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,
you are in love or lonely,
and I don’t know which one is worse.